Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The world would be such a better place if....

I cannot lie I am an avid fan of anime and manga. One of my favorite animes growing up was Dragon Ball Z. Now that I think about it, sometimes I wonder why I liked it so much. They talk for like ten episodes and then the fights lasted like thirty episodes, and it was the same kick, kick, punch, knee, kick, punch over and over again. But anyways back to my point. Something from Dragon Ball Z that I think would make the world a much better place is power levels. A power level was a way of knowing how strong an opponent was. Why would having power levels in the real world be a good thing? Well lets say you are at a club or a party and some dude who is like 6'6 258 pounds gets mad because you pour his girlfriend a little bit too much alcohol and you try to escort her to the bathroom or even a vacant bedroom. Let's say that you have a power level of 5,000, you could base the way that you want to handle the situation by his power level. So if his power level is like 3,000 you could be like "hey even though he looks like a NFL linebacker he probably fights like an NBA player, plus i really want to sleep with his drunk girlfriend". Or if his power level is like 9,000 you could be like "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!,ummmmm, she was not that fine and there are better looking, drunker girls here". But hey power levels do not just have to be used when it comes to either fight or flight, it could be also used on 1. deciding which CD's to buy. Let's say you only have twenty dollars to spend on a new CD and there are some new CD's that just dropped, you could look at the power level of the artist whose CDs you would like to buy and go off that. Power Level's for artist would be something like this: Andre 3000= 50,000, Jay-Z=45,000, Lupe=40,000, Kanye=35,000, Rick Ross=20,000, 50 Cent=15,000, Gucci Mane=10,000, Lil Wayne=9,000, Oj Da Juiceman=5,000, ummm I retract this power level and give him a power level of 72, Tony Yayo=1,500, Wacko Flacko Flame=125, Soulja Boy=35. 2. Again you are at a party and there is a smorgasbord of drunk and hot girls there. Power Levels could be used to check out their drunkenness as well as their willingness to have sex with you or anything their drunk eyes believe to be some famous Rapper, Singer, Actor, or Athlete they have wanted to sleep with. This would also be a way to determine whether a girl is a slut. If her power level is over 60,000 she might be one to avoid. 3. You are playing basketball or football and somebody is coming down the hole or through the lane. Using power levels you could determine whether or not you would want to get in or out of their way. Because if you have a power level of 6,000 and they have a power level of 20,000 you are either going to get dunked on or trucked badly.

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