Lil Wayne it is not that bad that you are going to jail...

At first this was something that I had no plans on writing about but since one of my homeboys pointed out how Wanye went in on a few songs I thought I would. Now I do not really plan on writing about the songs that Wayne went in on, though I will say it has been awhile since I have heard him go in like this, and I am somewhat shocked. Though I guess he is about to go to jail so maybe he thought that he would try and go in. No what I plan on writing about is the positives that Wayne could take from going to jail. So lets go ahead and get into them.

1.) Wayne could take the time the that he has to spend in jail to practice his guitar skills. Because lets be honest, he sucks as a guitar player, I do not care what anybody says. He either plays the same three notes every time he plays the guitar or it sounds like he is not playing for real. He would have ample time to practice.

2.) Practice his singing in the shower. There are going to be plenty of times that he will have to get in the shower and he could do all the singing he wants. But now when he gets in the shower he will have an audience to listen to him. And I am sure that they will give him very biased criticsm, hopefully he just does not drop the soap.

3.) More tattoos, I am sure in jail they will be able to find somewhere on Lil Wayne's body for a new tattoo.

4.) He can actually earn his tear drops. Though I do not think that he even has them anymore but maybe he could actually kill somebody in jail, to earn his tear drops. Maybe shank somebody in the shower or the caf.

5.) He could actually join a gang. Wayne is always claiming that he is a blood, but this seems to be something that started maybe four years ago, maybe less. There are a butt-load of gangs in jail, so Lil Wayne does not even have to join the one that he already claims, he can join a new one. Maybe he can even start his own gang. Maybe the ATJ Boyz (Auto Tune Tight Jean) or something like that.

6.) He can think about his next possible baby momma, it is always good to plan it out.

7.) Maybe he will go back to wearing baggy jeans instead of his super tight jeans.

8.) He can hit the weights.

9.) Dis spell all the gay rumors, by not having sex with any men, not kissing any men, or being anally raped by any men.

10.) Try and gain some street cred, and beef up his gangster lyrics. Maybe once he gets out he will make the first auto-tune song about being in jail.

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