Saturday, October 10, 2009

When going ham goes wrong!!!



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EPIC FAIL

In the history of this world there have been people who talked a lot of ish and backed it up. And then there have been those people who attempted to talk a lot of ish and got dropped. I have complied a few videos of these people. The thing I must say about going ham is that you never know when it will end up back firing on you. You can feel like you are the toughest dude around and there will still be that one random person who drops you. Now lets get into the videos. In the first one from the UK a thug starts going ham, cussing out this dude who looks super out of shape and like the only thing he could beat up is a twinkie. He is talking all this ish throwing the dudes trash can around, talking about his bike and other stuff. Then when they start fighting the out of shape karate man lands one punch and lays the dude out. Not only does he lay him out but he hits him so hard that the dude crab walks backward to get out away from the guy. Going ham went really bad.

The next one is the black lady fighting an Asian lady over a seat. Black people I know that we are very temperamental about our seats on buses and what not but this is outrageous. The black lady starts talking trash but cannot back it up at all. She plain lost. Maybe she thought the Asian lady was a chump or something, maybe it was the jumpsuit I have no idea but she picked a fight with the wrong one. What makes the situation worse the fact that the whole time there is an old Asian man shouting "beat that bitches ass" in Chinese I believe.

Next and one of the worst is when the Hispanic dude gets knocked out by a another karate man. Maybe this is a sign that dudes who know karate can actually fight and there is a possibility that they will beat you in a fight. He was talking a lot but when he found out dude was a karate man he was like "no kicks". First all of the Hispanic dudes friend are laughing at the karate man. You would think that it was a joke if somebody starting doing all of that, but obviously it was not. If that was one of mine friend he would get clowned hard.

Last but most epic of all is the pimp vs the ninja. This is a prime of example of being careful of who you attempt to go ham on. If there was not a commentator talking about the pimp and how bad his day is about to get you would think that there was a possibility that he might win. No there is no possibility at all. HE LOSES and bad. Not only does he lose but he loses to a karate chop, who loses to a karate chop these days. I have never seen anyone get karate chopped so hard before not even in a Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan or Jet Li movie. And he gets karate chopped so hard that the taxi driver has to carry him, but he still ends up falling...twice, eh gets karate chopped so hard that his Kangol hat flips off. On top of that his name is Jay Lee. How bad is it that you get karate chopped by a dude named Jay Lee, who is a cop no less. GOING HAM GONE TOO WRONG.

MORAL OF THIS BLOG POST: Be weary of who you attempt to go ham on you never know when you may be facing a karate man and karate chopped.

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