Few events in the history of the universe have been more highly anticipated, (off the top of my head: high-speed internet for fans of free porn, the Snuggie, and anything endorsed by Billy Mays (R.I.P. I know your screaming about shitty products in a better place now)), but today, William Worth Long (aka Fresh Baked Bread aka Ice Cold Water) had succumbed to peer/fan pressure and has started blogging. Expect the unexpected and be afraid... VERY AFRAID.
Msg to the readers: I vow to be something like the "Where's Waldo" of cyberspace. A man amongst many, but always able to stand out.
Speaking of Waldo, why did he always wear a beanie and long sleeves, even when I spotted him on the beach. Additionally, his hermit-like behavior always seemed very suspicious. He was always surrounded by crowds of people, but never interacted with any of them. My theory: Waldo was/is a terrorist. Think about it... Homeland Security always warns us to look for people wearing lots of layers of clothing in crowds during the summer time. And also, I have noticed that I haven't encountered Waldo since the terrorist attacks of September 11th. Perhaps he is in cave somewhere with Osama. So don't be surprised if you notice him in the back of one of those Hamas hostage videos, screaming "Death to the Infidels," his red and white beanie standing out in a sea of white turbans.
-WWL
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