Black Jack Taco

So this is the new taco that taco bell is trying to push. Does this sound at all appealing to anyone? I will not eat taco bell at all. I do not care what has happened I will not eat it. Their food is very suspect to me in the first place, and now to have a taco with a black shell makes it even worse. The Black Jack Taco to me sounds like a seventies porn name. Like I think that they might sell more tacos if they advertise it as the twelve inch Black Jack Taco. And I had the perfect idea for a commercial for it:

So it starts with two women in huge Angela Davis Afros, sitting in a house looking bored, one white and one black. The commercial would have that fuzzy kind of snowy seventies look to it. Then that seventies funky porn music comes on: BOW CHIK CHIKK CHIKKA WOWN WOWN WOWN WOWN. Then this dude with a Afro, handlebar mustache, a polyester shirt that is half open with his chest hair showing, and a big Africa medallion walks in. And as soon as he see the chicks he starts to smile and he walks right toward them. The music continues, and he says "Mr. Black Jack Taco is here, now how wants some of this 12 inch taco?" in a James Earl Jones/Billy Dee Williams/John Amos/ Micheal Clarke Duncan voice. The black girl who is smiling says "Say what? Twelve inches". The white girl who has an intense look on her face goes "hmmmmmmm". Then the black guy goes " Now unwrap this taco and get some of this beef". Then he stands up over the chicks and you hear the sound of a zipper being unzipped and the chicks just stare up with mouths open wide, and the commercial ends there.

I am sure a lot of women would eat it just cause, and there would be some dudes who eat it too just because of the commercial. Does anybody think I should suggest it to Taco Bell?