Goin Ham For The World

So me and my boy Fresh Baked Bread were talking about Jersey Shore yesterday and something dawned on me. While on that show the guidos usually "GO HAM" but is that the proper terminology for them. No I do not think so. So I thought to myself what would Italian people "Go". After a moment it came to me.

"Italian people GO SALAMI"



But then another thought dawned on me, you could not classify many groups as going ham, the would have to have their own version. But lucky for you I thought of some.

"Japanese people go SUSHI and WASABI SAUCE"



"Chinese people go PEKING DUCK"



"Nigerians go PUFF PUFF and GOAT MEAT STEW"(shout out to my sister from the motherland Chioma T Okafor)





"Germans go BRATWURST"



"Jewish people go GEFILTE FISH and BAGELS"



"Scottish people go HAGGIS"



"Mexicans go NACHOS or CHIMICHANGAS"





"British people go FISH and CHIPS"




Ok this is the end of part one, but I am definitely going to come back with a part two. Feel free to apply any of these when you see a member of any of these groups wildin.

Also if anyone feels like these comments are off color, racist or whatever, I apologize for you not having a sense of humor.